Don't ask me how I stumbled across this but it seems that for all of the UK your ranking over the past year for GitHub commits is currently 92nd!!
There's even a badge...
(I took a screen shot rather than use the badge link in case you start slacking and your ranking plummets 
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Time to dip your fingertips in some ice-cold water and take a short break? 
Not sure if this is an achievement but I'll take it. I never win anything but finally I'm 92nd at something! ; )
Well, that's a rather stunning achievement, actually.
… Or maybe someone needs to take Laurent out for a pint. I will be in London in September for a wedding, @laurent. Is that your stooping ground? Heh.
You should aim for 22nd place and no further.
Alternatively, maybe it is time for Laurent92.
Or Laurent22∅, pronounced "Second Two None"
Always up for a pint and indeed I should be there at that time, just let me know!